Write a poem about...
- ...a time you bought gum.
- ...a community of boogers and scabs.
- ...the sound of the rain filling up your basement.
- ...a kitchen appliance that wants to be a tree.
- ...the time you felt like stapling something.
- ...the entire contents of your junk drawer in 3 words.
- ...the moon, using only 1-syllable J-words.
- ...how you feel when you are out of clean towels.
- ...the many reasons today's music is stupid and boring.
- ...a moment when your eye unexpectedly itched.
- ...the many menacing shades of yellow.
- ...ennui, but in a cheerful way.
- ...the lesser known health benefits of cigarettes.
- ...Easter, but don't mention Jesus or bunnies.
- ...the intricacies of soap.
- ...a conversation you've had about who's picking up the kids.
- ...yesterday as if it was today.
- ...what makes you the same as everybody else.
- ...your most powerful lesson from your first week of life.
- ...vegetable shortening.
- ...the consequences of being such an awesome dancer.
- ...Harry Potter, using only quotes from the second movie.
- ...a mole you've recently noticed.
- ...your least memorable yard work experience.
- ...a dream you've had that included a monkey, a backpack, and a map.
- ...telephones that will uplift the entirety of humanity.
- ...a time you wrote a poem that was taken out of context and used against you.
- ...the anxiety of adulthood in a way that appeals to children.
- ...fidget spinners.
- ...a tattoo you deeply regret in excruciating detail.
- ...your top ten pogo stick anecdotes.
- ...the time you came the closest to yelling, "Bingo!"
- ...a box that isn't really a box because it's broken.
- ...the beauty of Germanic languages, written entirely in French.
- ...blood-born pathogens.
- ...the last man on Earth's access to quality health care.
- ...your password. Be sure to use lots of details!
- ...the wetness of water.
- ...your take on the last episode of Seinfeld.
- ...someone you admire. Be as vague as possible.
- ...the civility of apples.
- ...something you've never experienced, but hope to one day.
- ...seven.
- ...how you approach filing important papers.
- ...why no one ever sends telegrams anymore.
- ...a pamphlet you once saw.
- ...your car in the voice of an owner's manual.
- ...the duplicity of tube socks.
- ...recycle Mondays.
- ...the day after a coupon expires.
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