Poem: September 24, 2019

Things I Wouldn't Want to Do Naked

- Deep fry a turkey.
- Lose a snowball fight.
- Slide into third.
- Accept an award.
- Run a marathon.
- Sit for a family photo.
- Pick up a child at school.
- Prune holly bushes.
- Use a gas station restroom.
- Make s'mores.
- Attend a funeral.
- Spill hot coffee.
- Attend a father-daughter dance.
- Do lunges and crunches at the gym.
- Weed the front flower beds.
- Use a lathe.
- Breakdance.
- Dice habanero peppers.
- Play ice hockey.
- Hike a snap under center.
- Use an ice scraper.
- Take a pizza out of the oven.
- Encounter a porcupine.
- Climb through a window.
- Defend a soccer goal against a penalty kick.
- Skateboard.
- Perform any of Shakespeare's tragedies.
- Charm snakes.
- Perform in a marching band.
- Give a wedding toast.
- Work in a LEGO factory.
- Play the bongos.
- Move furniture.
- Teach a Sunday School class.